Kitsch Witch

Devon / 19/ part-time ghoul full-time garbage

117 notes10.1911:37 PM

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

source: pansoph via: frick-n-furter
15,170 notes10.199:43 PM

Countdown to Halloween | Suspiria (1977) 

roses are red
violets are blue
but the iris is a flower
that will be the end of you!

451 notes10.199:32 PM

I rly need Carol and Daryl to kiss now

10.199:31 PM
133 notes10.1912:39 PM

muffinpines:

hello 911? Dana Scully is crying this is illegal

source: muffinpines via: alexsdystopia
314 notes10.1911:40 AM
goatghosts:

I always knew I would love Phoebe before actually seeing GGLAM but when Lauren kicked her skirt up after this line she sold me. (And when you tell me to stop drawing bees in Phoebe’s lace blouses I will not.)

goatghosts:

I always knew I would love Phoebe before actually seeing GGLAM but when Lauren kicked her skirt up after this line she sold me. (And when you tell me to stop drawing bees in Phoebe’s lace blouses I will not.)

179 notes10.1911:29 AM

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

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364 notes10.1811:41 PM
bottomsup-jeffersonmays:

2014 Tony Nominees atop the Empire State Building

bottomsup-jeffersonmays:

2014 Tony Nominees atop the Empire State Building

16 notes10.1811:36 PM
-followher:

All I want right now

-followher:

All I want right now

sexhobolith:

Was just browsing frilly shirts on Amazon.

I laughed so hard I woke my husband who was sleeping two rooms over.