Kitsch Witch

Devon / 19/ part-time ghoul full-time garbage

burieddiamond:

It’s really hard to type right now. 

burieddiamond:

It’s really hard to type right now. 

2,324 notes9.1910:37 PM

i feel really really really really shitty and idk how to fix this

9.1910:27 PM

just-a-regular-rocky-horror-fan:

Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue (1985)

"Communism was just a red herring"

4,684 notes9.193:50 PM

squarecutorpearshape:

squarecutorpearshape:

Patti LuPone seems like the kind of person that narrates her day in her head like she’s in a noir film

*soft yet intense jazz plays in the distance*

I walked into my kitchen and saw the empty wine bottle from the night before.

It made me reflect on my career. 

So many doors unopened.

I had an english muffin. I remembered the english muffin that fired me.

I cried. Not for me, but for my craft.

240 notes9.192:17 PM

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

artofabrooklynboy:

GODDAMN IT TUMBLR, CAN YOU AT LEAST GIVE US THEIR NAMES?!?!?

  1. Ching Shih was a prominent pirate in middle Qing China, who terrorized the China Sea in the early 19th century. She commanded over 300 junks manned by 20,000 to 40,000 pirates[2] another estimate has Cheng’s fleet at 1800 and crew at about 80,000[3][4]— men, women, and even children. She challenged the empires of the time, such as the British, Portuguese and the Qing dynasty. Undefeated, she would become one of China and Asia’s strongest pirates, and one of world history’s most powerful pirates. She was also one of the few pirate captains to retire from piracy.
  2. Nancy Wake (one of the few white women on this list; of course you put her name on the graphic…)
  3. Lyudmila Pavlichenko
  4. Rukhsana Kausar
  5. The Gulabi gang (gulabi is Hindi for “pink”) was founded by Sampat Pal Devi, a mother of five and former government health worker (as well as a former child bride), as a response to widespread domestic abuse and other violence against women.[3]Gulabis visit abusive husbands and threaten to beat them with laathis (sticks) unless they stop abusing their wives. Al Jazeera reports there are 400,000 members across Northern India.
  6. Neejra Bhanot was just 22 when terrorists from the Abu Nidal Organization hijacked Pan Am Flight 73, where she was the senior flight purser. After 17 hours (and yes, hiding American passports to protect those passengers), when the hijackers opened fire and set off explosives, Bhanot opened the emergency door and helped a number of passengers escape. She could have been the first to jump out when she opened the door but she decided not and was shot while shielding three children from a hail of bullets. Bhanot was recognized internationally as “the heroine of the hijack” and is the youngest recipient of the Ashok Chakra Award, India’s most prestigious gallantry award for bravery during peace time.
  7. Zainab Bibi, 42, allegedly told authorities she killed her husband Ahmad Abbas because he tried to sexually assault her 17-year-old daughter from another marriage.
  8. In September 2006, Susan Kuhnhausen found an intruder in her southeast Portland, OR home. “I saw a man step out of the shadows and he began to hit me in the head and the face with a hammer,” said Kuhnhausen. “I got the hammer and started hitting him with the hammer several times. My father, the carpenter, always taught me a hammer could be used for self defense — the claw end would work the best,” said Kuhnhausen. Kuhnhausen’s husband, Michael, had hired Ed Haffey to kill his wife.
  9. Seriously, fuck this one. The photo is of Parinya Chareonphol or Nong Thoom who is a kathoey, which many Thai believe to be a third gender (as opposed to the Western idea of ‘transgender’.) After a short time as a Buddhist monk, she took up Muy Thai kickboxing to support her parents and make enough money to pay for her sex-reassignment surgery, and basically kicked ass at it for several years. She was not “constantly made fun of before fights;” the Muy Thai community embraced her and her presence greatly revitalized both media and public interest in the sport, as shown by increased ticket sales and stadium revenue. The movie Beautiful Boxer was made about her, and she has recently acted in Mercury Man as well as continuing to kickbox. So yeah, fuck this one hard.
  10. Juliane Diller née Koepcke was the only survivor of the LANSA Flight 508 crash in 1971. Despite sustaining a broken collar bone, a deep gash to her right arm, a concussion and an eye injury in the fall, she was able to trek through the dense Amazon jungle for 10 days, until she was rescued by local lumbermen, who subsequently took her by canoe back to civilization. It was later discovered that as many as 14 other passengers also survived the initial fall from the disintegrated plane but were unable to seek help and died while awaiting rescue.

Seriously, guys, this took me like 20 minutes using Google and Wikipedia. These women are real people with real names and real stories. Please don’t reduce them to a picture (most of which came from Wikipedia in the first place oh my god i know you were there) and an “uplifting” story.

Look at these kickass women, and remember their names!!

They are so damn raw

bukkakewaifu:

super petite dommes are my absolue most favourite thing in the world

43 notes9.186:14 PM

ryanpanos:

Movie Theaters in South India | Stefanie Zoche

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Basically my personal heaven. Each time I check my phone it’s like a reminder that there’s still good in the world

Basically my personal heaven. Each time I check my phone it’s like a reminder that there’s still good in the world

2 notes9.185:49 PM
dollyleighofficial:

sterlingsea:

morivan:

pinklikeme:

snowleopardferret:

celesgami:

wot4:

Good Lord is it bird o’clock already?

my grandma has this clock and i find it important to inform you all that every hour it makes the bird call sound of the bird of the hour

I had this clock growing up and I learned to hate the bird that sounded when it was time to leave for the bus.

My grandparents have TWO of these clocks in close to the same room. It makes like a bird explosion every hour on the hour.

Oh my god my grandmother had this clock. I hate this clock. This clock is the twee- wait.…No…There was more than one kind!?My grandmother’s had something like the Great Horned Owl or some shit at midnight. All I know is noon and in the dead of night, it would angrily screech at everyone. OH GOD THEY MADE MORE THAN ONE KIND!?

I AM GETTING FIVE

I had this!!

Whoa wait my grandma had this too??

dollyleighofficial:

sterlingsea:

morivan:

pinklikeme:

snowleopardferret:

celesgami:

wot4:

Good Lord is it bird o’clock already?

my grandma has this clock and i find it important to inform you all that every hour it makes the bird call sound of the bird of the hour

I had this clock growing up and I learned to hate the bird that sounded when it was time to leave for the bus.

My grandparents have TWO of these clocks in close to the same room. It makes like a bird explosion every hour on the hour.

Oh my god my grandmother had this clock. I hate this clock. This clock is the twee- wait.

…No…

There was more than one kind!?

My grandmother’s had something like the Great Horned Owl or some shit at midnight. All I know is noon and in the dead of night, it would angrily screech at everyone. OH GOD THEY MADE MORE THAN ONE KIND!?

I AM GETTING FIVE

I had this!!

Whoa wait my grandma had this too??

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"Sweet Jane" by The Velvet Underground
Loaded [Disc 1]

thislunarbeauty:

Sweet Jane
by The Velvet Underground

____________________

But anyone who ever had a heart
They wouldn’t turn around and break it
And anyone who ever played a part
They wouldn’t turn around and hate it

4,566 notes9.185:20 PM

sealcat:

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless 

pluralfloral:

This is everything to me

63,096 notes9.1811:43 AM